We are looking into writing a design specification for the hacklab bike shed. Things that would make the hacklab bike shed *awesome*: * a wooden sign on the door that says "Hacklab" -Ben * Mini antenna on roof -Ben * RGB LEDs in the windows -Ben * The walls should be painted mauve (#B784A7) on the outside and fuchsia (#FF00FF) on the inside -Miron * 24/7 techno soundtrack - allie * Bike ID for checkin / out by barcode stuck to frame. This is standard in Dutch bike parking places. Comes with a barcode tag counterpart for checking out, but we can use the existing hacklab NFC tokens. Bikes could have NFC too of course. * Bikes left in storage for too long will cause warnings sent to owners, then they will be autodestructed / automatically advertised for sale. * Shed should have built in locks so you don't need to bother bringing your own if you don't want 2FA. * Power for charging electric bikes. * Fiber-to-the-Bike. * Internet gateway for bike mesh network. * Music automatically set based on the bikes present. * Air pumps that automatically set to each bike's preferred tyre pressures. * Lab customisation / lab occupant advanced warning on bike checkin. * Automatic water bottle filler. * Bulk files / media download to on bike storage for high bandwidth bike-net. (Take data home on your bike.) * Connectors for on roof antennas for bike's APRS system. * Rain warning system before you leave. * Maintenance reminders - oil / air topups on schedule and more oil reminders after rain. * A mechanic. * Door wide enough for cubic Deliveroo bags. * Unlocking by presence of phone in short range. * Auto opening door so you can just cycle in without stopping. * Lights directing you to a free space. * Heating and ventilation to dry wet bikes. * A batman to serve tea on arrival, carry luggage inside... * A permanent, 24h, decorator, to repaint the bikeshed just before each user arrives, thereby avoiding any arguments about what colour it should be. * Feel free to add your own suggestions