a wooden sign on the door that says “Hacklab” -Ben
Mini antenna on roof -Ben
RGB LEDs in the windows -Ben
The walls should be painted mauve (#B784A7) on the outside and fuchsia (#FF00FF) on the inside -Miron
24/7 techno soundtrack - allie
Bike ID for checkin / out by barcode stuck to frame. This is standard in Dutch bike parking places. Comes with a barcode tag counterpart for checking out, but we can use the existing hacklab NFC tokens. Bikes could have NFC too of course.
Bikes left in storage for too long will cause warnings sent to owners, then they will be autodestructed / automatically advertised for sale.
Shed should have built in locks so you don't need to bother bringing your own if you don't want 2FA.
Power for charging electric bikes.
Fiber-to-the-Bike.
Internet gateway for bike mesh network.
Music automatically set based on the bikes present.
Air pumps that automatically set to each bike's preferred tyre pressures.
Lab customisation / lab occupant advanced warning on bike checkin.
Automatic water bottle filler.
Bulk files / media download to on bike storage for high bandwidth bike-net. (Take data home on your bike.)
Connectors for on roof antennas for bike's APRS system.
Rain warning system before you leave.
Maintenance reminders - oil / air topups on schedule and more oil reminders after rain.
A mechanic.
Door wide enough for cubic Deliveroo bags.
Unlocking by presence of phone in short range.
Auto opening door so you can just cycle in without stopping.
Lights directing you to a free space.
Heating and ventilation to dry wet bikes.
A batman to serve tea on arrival, carry luggage inside…
A permanent, 24h, decorator, to repaint the bikeshed just before each user arrives, thereby avoiding any arguments about what colour it should be.